Two guys having a couple drinks before heading home from work. First guy says I can’t be late and get home pissed the wife will kill me! Second guy says relax you deserve a break it’ll be fine! First guy, the last time I came home late I was covered in puke and the wife was threatening divorce!
Two hours later they are both pissed and the first guy realises he’s not only going to be late home and he’s also puked all down his suit! He starts panicking!
Second guy says look all you have to do when you get home is to tell the wife that the chap standing next to you puked down your suit and pulling a £20.00 note out of your top pocket tell her he gave you the money for the dry cleaning!
First guy arrives home to a less than impressed wife who immediately announces that she wants a divorce! Look at you she says your drunk and covered in puke!
The guy says I’m not drunk and the puke is from a chap who was standing next to me at the bar and then proceeds to pull the cash from his top pocket. Look he even gave me £20.00 for the dry cleaning!
His very observant wife then asks why is he holding two £20.00 notes! He quickly replies that the other note was from the guy that shat in his pants!
Last Edit: Jul 1, 2018 19:35:59 GMT by heavytread: Typos and grammar